I have a double bed futon for free. You just have to come pick it up. I’ve already tried to give it to the Salvation Army who won’t take it. 

Me: “Hi, I have a futon, television, and several bags of clothing to donate.”

Them: “We don’t take futons. How old is the tv?”

Me: “It’s about 10 years old.”

Them: “Yeah, we only take TVs less than 2 years old. And then the bags of clothing are too small to pick up.”

Me” “Alright…thanks.”

The Catholic Charities won’t take anything either (though they have a good excuse in that they don’t have a driver) :(

I’m just trying to help people! Someone take these things away! They’re all free!